PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!
Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.
seeing as I have never fought a bear, there is no proof that I can win in a fight against a bear. but this also means there’s no proof that I can’t. up until this point I have proven to be invincible against bears and one day soon I will assert myself as bear king, gather an army of bears, and prove that I am the only humanoid that is impervious to bears
I think it’s funny how fandom always portrays Fenris as violently swearing with lots of “fucks”, though he only uses occasional “vishante caffas”, instead insulting people with sarcastic politeness (despite popular belief, he calls Anders “mage”, not “abomination”)
also it’s amusing how people pretend that Fenris grumps at displays of affection, when this sentimental potato literally wears not one, but two Hawke’s tokens, initiates a public make-out in the middle of the Gallows, giggles at compliments and if poked, says stuff like “i enjoy following you”, “i’m yours” and “thanks for bringing me with you to this monster-infested deep roads, hawke. im just.. um pleased err to see you. ugh.”
